Some franchises never end. Neither do the contracts.
The Forever Wars tee takes the old space saga treatment and drags it straight into the military industrial meat grinder. Featuring a Phalanx style CIWS system under bold retro sci-fi lettering, this shirt hits that perfect line between veteran humor, defense contractor absurdity, and “somehow the funding returned.”
The bottom line says it all:
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Printed in distressed white on a dark gray heather tee, this design has the worn-in feel of an old movie shirt with enough dark military humor to make the right people laugh and the wrong people uncomfortable.
Details
Forever Wars graphic tee
CIWS inspired military parody design
Distressed white print
Dark gray heather tee
Vintage sci-fi movie shirt feel
Dark veteran humor
Premium soft feel
Modern retail fit
Designed and printed in the USA using premium globally sourced garments
Fit and Shipping
This tee has a modern retail fit with a soft, lightweight feel made to wear often.
Products ship 3–5 business days after printing. Tracking information is emailed once your order is packaged and ready to move.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
