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Olive Mr. Grenade Isn’t Your Friend T-shirt with a waving cartoon grenade and Safety Brief No. 1 lettering.
Mr. Grenade Isn’t Your Friend Tee - VeteranShirts
Mr. Grenade Isn’t Your Friend Tee - VeteranShirts
Mr. Grenade Isn’t Your Friend Tee - VeteranShirts

Mr. Grenade Isn’t Your Friend Tee

$29.99
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    DESCRIPTION

    Some lessons do not need to be learned twice.

    The Mr. Grenade Isn’t Your Friend T-Shirt brings old school military training humor into a clean, wearable design built for veterans, infantry guys, range rats, and anyone who understands that explosives deserve respect.

    It is dark, simple, and straight to the point. No fake tough guy nonsense. No overdone patriotic clutter. Just the kind of shirt that gets a laugh from the right people and confusion from everybody else.

    Printed on a premium tee with a soft feel, durable fit, and everyday wearability. Designed for guys who like their humor dry, their gear squared away, and their warning labels obvious.

    Shirt details

    • Premium veteran and military humor T-shirt
    • Soft, comfortable fit for daily wear
    • Clean front graphic with dark humor military attitude
    • Great gift for veterans, infantrymen, range buddies, and military friends
    • Designed and printed in the USA using premium globally sourced garments

    Shipping information

    Products ship 3 to 5 business days after printing. Tracking information is emailed once your order is packaged and ready to move.

    Compare more military-humor graphic tees if you are choosing a gift for someone with a different sense of humor.

    Size guide

      LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
    S 28 18 34-37
    M 29 20 38-41
    L 30 22 42-45
    XL 31 24 46-49
    2XL 32 26 50-53