Some lessons do not need to be learned twice.
The Mr. Grenade Isn’t Your Friend T-Shirt brings old school military training humor into a clean, wearable design built for veterans, infantry guys, range rats, and anyone who understands that explosives deserve respect.
It is dark, simple, and straight to the point. No fake tough guy nonsense. No overdone patriotic clutter. Just the kind of shirt that gets a laugh from the right people and confusion from everybody else.
Printed on a premium tee with a soft feel, durable fit, and everyday wearability. Designed for guys who like their humor dry, their gear squared away, and their warning labels obvious.
Details
Premium veteran and military humor T-shirt
Soft, comfortable fit for daily wear
Clean front graphic with dark humor military attitude
Great gift for veterans, infantrymen, range buddies, and military friends
Designed and printed in the USA using premium globally sourced garments
Shipping
Products ship 3 to 5 business days after printing. Tracking information is emailed once your order is packaged and ready to move.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
