Beer. Brats. Ballistics.
Some Oktoberfest traditions involve beer halls, polka music and behaving like a respectable adult.
This is not one of those traditions.
Pewtoberfest is Oktoberfest through the eyes of a veteran who showed up for the beer and somehow brought an M4.
The heavily distressed artwork combines classic Bavarian beer hall imagery with military humor: lederhosen, an overflowing stein, hops, brats, pretzels, a beer barrel, an M4 and one veteran having an objectively excellent time.
Finished in an intentionally faded, cracked and worn style so it looks more like something dragged out of an old footlocker than a brand new novelty shirt.
Across the bottom:
BEER. BRATS. BALLISTICS.
Shirt Details
Printed on the Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee, one of our preferred shirts because it has a softer feel and better fit than a standard heavyweight promotional tee.
100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
4.2 oz lightweight jersey fabric
32 singles for a smooth, soft feel
Modern unisex retail fit
Side seamed construction
Shoulder taping for added structure
Crew neck
Short sleeves
Soft enough for everyday wear without feeling like cheap giveaway merch
Professionally printed distressed artwork designed to look aged and worn
Fit
Unisex retail fit. It fits cleaner through the shoulders and body than a traditional boxy T-shirt.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
