Some shirts whisper Christmas spirit. This one walks in wearing red lingerie and winks at you from across the tree farm. The “Santa Likes His Ho Ho Ho’s” tee from VeteranShirts.com brings that unapologetic holiday mischief only veterans and degenerates can truly appreciate.
Featuring three of Santa’s, uh… favorite helpers… this design brings the classic pin-up style into full Christmas mode. It’s bold, it’s spicy, and it’s guaranteed to get at least one side-eye at the next ugly sweater party.
Perfect for the guy who doesn’t take holiday traditions too seriously—and prefers his Christmas card a little less wholesome and a lot more fun.
Why You’ll Love It:
Limited-run drop built for people with a sense of humor that HR would not approve.
Printed on a premium cotton/poly blend that looks clean and feels great all day.
Available in Green, White, and Gray
You can dial the vibe from festive to subtle to “don’t act like you’re surprised.”
Veteran-designed artwork with that classic red-nose-after-two-bourbons energy.
Bring the naughty back to the nice list.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
