MILF and cookies Christmas shirt

Christmas just got a whole lot sweeter. The “I Love MILF and Cookies” tee from VeteranShirts.com delivers peak holiday degeneracy with a retro pin-up twist. She’s festive, she’s flirty, she’s holding a tray of cookies… and she knows exactly what the shirt means.

This is the perfect shirt for anyone who enjoys a good double-take, a better double-meaning, and isn’t afraid to lean into the naughty side of Christmas. Equal parts funny, bold, and unapologetically veteran-humor.

Wear it to parties, the range, or family Christmas if you’re feeling brave.

Why You’ll Love It:

Limited-edition print that blends vintage artwork with modern smart-ass energy.
Premium cotton/poly blend for comfort and long-term wear.
Available in Green, White, and Gray—each one hits a little different.
Designed by veterans who fully understand that this joke writes itself.

Santa gets milk. You get MILF. Everyone wins.

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