Santa Meltdown Christmas Shirt

Not everyone makes the nice list. Actually… according to this version of Santa, none of you did. The “All of You Are Disappointments” tee from VeteranShirts.com delivers the perfect blend of dark humor, holiday chaos, and veteran-grade honesty.

Featuring Santa slugging straight from a bottle while staring into the cold, dead winter sky, this design captures the mood of every grumpy squad leader who’s had enough of everyone’s nonsense.

If you’ve ever felt the holiday spirit… slip a little… this one’s for you.

Why You’ll Love It:

Limited-run drop specially made for the black-humor crowd.
Premium cotton/poly blend built for comfort and durability.
Available in Green, White, and Gray
Match the vibe—festive, neutral, or “don’t talk to me.”
Veteran-designed with unapologetic attitude baked right in.

For the people who know the truth: Santa sees everything… and he’s not impressed.

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